im-a-luthor:

sunsteel:

franklycats:

julisajupiter:

itsborderlinebitch:

angelwaverly:

i get slightly gayer every time a girl takes her hair out of a ponytail and runs her hands through it

i get gayer when girls put their hair up

i get gayer when i see a girl

I gayer girl

gay

I - -

psychoetheric:

psychoetheric:

straight dude: what if my d&d character was like really violently homophobic. not because i am but like it would be dark and edgy

me: (internally) oscar wilde was right

in reference to this quote (tho he was also just right in general)

sassy-grecian:

This babe 🔥

spaceshipsandpurpledrank:

deusabinitio:

charlesoberonn:

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

@kinglesbiancore

smarmyanarchist:

equalkiritsugu:

pragmaticgryffindor:

equalkiritsugu:

pragmaticgryffindor:

pragmaticgryffindor:

violence against transphobes homophobes racists nazis and fascists is 100% okay and cool

keep reblogging this it’s pissing off nazis

I sure hope you are not one of those “all cis-people are transphobes, all heteros are homophobes and all white people are racist” -people

Well, it is true that cis, het, and white people who have been socialized by the white supremacist capitalist patriarchy are going to hold transphobic, homophobic, and racist beliefs and behaviors whether they mean to or not, as well as cis, straight, and white privilege. 

But this post isn’t really about those people, it’s about people that are proudly and unapologetically bigoted, like TERFs and the fuckers that got on this post to talk about how they want to kill lgbt poc and antifa

So… All white people are racist… and violence against all racists is okay and cool… but not all white people, only those who are “ unapologetically bigoted”

ohhhhhh okay, that’s my mistake. See, I thought you were someone who was genuinely trying to understand radical ideology so I gave you a genuine answer. turns out you’re actually one of those obnoxious sqw blogs that goes through antiracist tags to reblog with your ignorant obnoxious ass comments. my bad, won’t happen again

oh and whoop there goes your ability to reply lmao see ya

aedienmornive:

sainatsukino:

usagiskywalker:

nursephantump:

lsdzeppelin:

I noticed the other day that girls usually adapt to their bfs hobbies like if they enjoy idk surfing the girls will start learning facts about it and buying cute things related to it for them and being so proud of their bf like they’re a star even if they aren’t that great at surfing just out of pure love and joy ….. But men never fucking adapt to their gf’s interests like they can’t possibly care less about makeup for example or they’ll just complain about them taking too long to get ready instead of sharing the passion for it and watching them create something beautiful and being interested in why is it that it makes her feel better to do her makeup. Men are so used to not trying at all fuck that tbh!!!!

yall are just dating the wrong fucking people lmao

Seriously, you ARE dating the wrong people. I work in a makeup store and the sheer amount of guys that are fully engaged in what their girlfriends/wives are doing with makeup surprised me. Yes there’s a lot of guys who scoff and roll their eyes about being in the PRESENCE of makeup, but there’s sooooo many that are consistently engaged, looking at colours wanting to help (even when they’re visibly confused and you can see they want to help but don’t know how). My boyfriend even knows more than I thought just from listening to me talk.

Find better quality guys that take interest in your interests and stop settling for assholes.

the person you’re dating should be your best friend. Not as in, date your best friend, but as in if your partner doesn’t engage with you at the same level as a best friend (or even just a friend), there is something wrong. It’s not long term material.

Couples that act like men and women are ‘opposite’ sides in the relationship game are such a weird concept for me. ‘Oh, we’re married, my wife is basically an obstacle to me getting a nice night out with my friends haha’ or ‘oh my boyfriend doesn’t do any of the housework ahahaha boys am I right?“

like, ?????? you,re not supposed to be on opposite sides, both pulling to get what you want. You’re supposed to be a TEAM. that’s, like, the whole point of a relationship.

Like, not only does my boyfriend know and care about my interests, even the ones I rant about that know bore him a little (and vice versa - I now know a lot about Eve Online and he knows more than he has probably ever wanted to know about star wars fanfiction), he also knows about my day to day stuff. Like, I’ll ask him to do the laundry and he’ll answer “okay but where’s the little net bag you put your bras in so they don’t get stretched in the washer?” because he fucking LISTENED when I bought it and told him what it was for.

like I said. You’re a team, conquering adult life together. That goes for everything, from getting excited and calling him over when I spot a simulator game on sale at the store (even though wtf simulator games I will never get the point of them) to figuring out the most efficient way to keep the living room clean.

*high fives my boyfriend, cartwheels out of the house*

It’s sad because I’ve seen what OP is talking about with my mom, my sister, and my friends. I don’t think people need to love all of one another’s hobbies, but they should make and effort to take an interest. I know that. It all guys are like this, kudos to those of you who really participate in your relationships.

yesperono:

whitmoreindustries:

countingsorrows:

don’t you hate it when you go for a swim with a pretty girl and when you get out of the water your nipples have washed away

I couldn’t stop thinking about how funny this was I’M SORRY

A female Presenting nipples

Interlude

myfavouritemisthios:

A poem by myfavouritemisthios

“Kassandra of Sparta,
You’re gorgeous it’s true,
I’m using my hand,
But I’m thinking of you.”